swarnpert:

swarnpert:

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

incoherentchanting:

my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself

hughmunculus:

“I’m going to play Dark Urge, I’m going to play a Drow, I’m going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-” No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party’s fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party’s sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask “oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something” of fucking course she is you fool

irlromanroy:

Bald.

falloutgayaf:

awkwardlyvanilla:

powerburial:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

fluffysheeple:

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

literally a replica of a Deus Ex gun and 4 cans of diet coke this man is 13 years old I swear to god you could not pay me to embarrass myself like this

TWEETED AT 4 IN THE AM

anarcho-skamunist:

sheepory:

anarcho-skamunist:

sheepory:

anarcho-skamunist:

Reblog if you are always slurpin up that peasant gruel

I dont do this

You hate women

I! DONT! HATE!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

*books fly off the shelves*

One of the books hits me in the head, misogynistically

desert-palm:

evilmario666:

Fuck im drunk and cant stop humping my couch thinking of how amazing the plot of Breaking Bad is and how brilliant Vince Gilligan is